The lovely British broadcaster and naturalist David Attenborough appeared on The Graham Norton Show last Friday night where he told a funny store about being charged by a rhino.
But, it was one of the other chaps on Graham’s couch, actor Matt Smith (Doctor Who), who stole the show with his story about being stung on his testicle by a wasp while having sex with a lady friend a while ago.
As Matt so pseudo-delicately put it, “I was under a sort of veranda, and we were, you know, we were, we were, we were, we were. She was on top and I was….you get an idea. Sorry to be crass.”
Anyway, to cut a long and terrible story short…thank you, Graham…..what happened was, at sort of mid thrust as it were, I was stung on the…on the goolies (testicles).”
Watch the video below to find out what happened next. And thanks to Matt for being so hilariously honest.
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