Conchita Wurst

Conchita Wurst and That Sexy Tongue Flick………Thing

September 21, 2014
Michelle Topham

conchita wurst sexy tongue flick thing

I’m starting out by saying “Conchita, I’m soooooooooo incredibly sorry”, but, honestly, I just couldn’t help myself.

Because, besides your amazing voice, your incredible talent, your kick-ass stage performances, your funny, kind, and sweet personality, your phenomenal drive, and your absolutely unbelievably extraordinary intelligence (and can I stress that last one, as I’ve still never seen anything like it) it’s…the…f*cking…sexy…tongue…flick…thing…I…just…can’t….get…out…of…my…head.

And every time I see it, I feel it in my toes.

So, Conchita, forgive me, forgive me, forgive me and, oh, please forgive me.

After all, I have no intention of making you feel self-conscious (and God, I’ll stab myself in the heart if I did), only to say this is the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen. And don’t you ever…ever…ever…stop. 🙂

And now, as a friend of mine always says, I’m going to go and hide under my desk.

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