Conchita Wurst and That Sexy Tongue Flick………Thing

I’m starting out by saying “Conchita, I’m soooooooooo incredibly sorry”, but, honestly, I just couldn’t help myself.

Because, besides your amazing voice, your incredible talent, your kick-ass stage performances, your funny, kind, and sweet personality, your phenomenal drive, and your absolutely unbelievably extraordinary intelligence (and can I stress that last one, as I’ve still never seen anything like it) it’s…the…f*cking…sexy…tongue…flick…thing…I…just…can’t….get…out…of…my…head.

And every time I see it, I feel it in my toes.

So, Conchita, forgive me, forgive me, forgive me and, oh, please forgive me.

After all, I have no intention of making you feel self-conscious (and God, I’ll stab myself in the heart if I did), only to say this is the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen. And don’t you ever…ever…ever…stop. 🙂

And now, as a friend of mine always says, I’m going to go and hide under my desk.